Nursery Clocks Nursery Rhymes???????

Nursery rhymes??????? - nursery clocks

A new variant of the nursery rhymes
Mary had a little pig,
She held the grease and secure;
And if the price increase for pork
She threw the bastard.

Mary Had A Little Lamb
His father was shot.
Now he goes to school with her
Between two slices of bread.


Jack and Jill went up the hill
For fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.


Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Simple Simon the Pie Man said: "What have you?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon "Pies, you move ***"


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and men of all kings. "
He had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.


Hey Diddle, Diddle, the cat took a nap,
While the Clock bed.
The little dog laughed to see the fun.
Then she died of electric shock.


GEORGIA Porgy Pudding and Pie
KissGirls and made them cry.
And when the children came to play
He kissed her because he was homosexual.


It was a girl, a little in the middle of the forehead had curve.
When she was very good, very good.
But ........ if it is bad, she wore a fur coat, jewels, a water condo, and a sports car.